March 21, 2005

A few notes on Purim:

1. Have a good one!

2. "Mitzvah gedola lehiyot b'simcha tamid." - R. Nachman

3. While it's true that it's a mitzvah to get so high
you can't tell the difference between baruch Mordechai
and arur Haman, if you feel like your next drink could
cause you to lose it and puke then please refrain.

4. It should also be a mitzvah to hold your liquer.

5. They say when wine goes in, truth comes out ... but the
karmic runoff of a polluted subconscious doesn't count.

6. It's ok to fuck your shit up but it's not ok to fuck
up anybody else's shit in the process.

7. "I would not feel so all alone, cause everybody must
get stoned!" - Bob Dylan

8. I love Lil Kim and I will fight for her! It appears to
me that this year she is Esther and the charges against her
are from Haman in Achashverosh's Court. So I will fast for
her this Thursday with a prayer for matir asurim to free the
captives held unjustly just like in the Megilah. God help me.

B'Shalom,

Avniel